4x4x3.5"ish Surf Resin Paperweight

Are you a "grab some rail, catch some sky" type-a-guy?

Nah, we didn't think so. Instead of dreaming about your bottom turns on a 4'2" quad, maybe you should focus on your day job and buy this surf resin paperweight to hold back the catastrophe that is your inbox. Oh what's that, you don't use paper? Attaboy, Jerry! Reduce Reuse Redecorate.