Russian Field Book

Ever followed @lookatthisrussian on instagram? Well, you should. This book will teach you how to get nice like Sergei and his adidas-tracksuit-sporting-Psychonaut homies. Want to macrodose and see the sacred math problems on the back of your eyelids?! This book might tell you how. But we're not sure because we can't read Cyrillic characters.

Seriously though, how do you pronounce a backwards "N" with a floating smiley face next to 4 other consonants and a trumpet icon?!?