Russian Mushroom Book

Do you like Borsch? Can you dance the Schtilsk? Have you Fatalisk Barnt? Yeah, right. That's not actually Russian; those are the sounds of Dan Deacon after he rolled up a bunch of pages of this very book and smoked them in a closet while dreaming of Seahorses. 

What, you don't want to buy this? What are you, Johnny Have-a-sticks? Captian Balloonhands? What the f@#% are you doing? No way. Not now, not never. No way.