Burton Stash Shreddie USB

What's more archaic, CD's or USB's? The correct answer is...what's a CD and a USB? As Gen X-ers, we, unfortunately, have boxes of all this shit in our basements. Some of this crap can be yours like our Shreddie Yeti USB. Warranty not included. 

All that said, why would you want it? Because the cloud is over-rated!